Amelia Ryan | The Breast Is Yet To Come

After a sold-out opening debut season, Amelia Ryan is bringing her hilarious show back to Wollongong for ONE NIGHT ONLY (before baby arrives late October!).

Amelia Ryan has graced the stages of New York, London and Edinburgh with her award-winning shows. She’s sashayed (and stumbled) down red carpets, and regaled audiences with her tales of debauchery and self-destruction. Now, Bombo’s Blonde Bombshell has gone and done it. She’s knocked up.

In equal measure delighted and daunted, she ponders the big questions of any new Mother-To-Be. How many cheese toastie cravings can one give into? Will she deliver to the serene sounds of Enya and the rainforest, or her own drugged-out drones? And are sequinned bras a sensible maternity choice? No stranger to late nights, mess and the occasional vommie, she should have this one in the (nappy) bag. Right?*

*cue panic.

With Ryan’s signature combination of heart and hilarity, Amelia Ryan: The Breast Is Yet To Come is an honest, relatable, and revealing foray into impending parenthood, womanhood, and asks if the best (and breast) years are a thing of the past, or if they are indeed yet to come.


⋆⋆⋆⋆⋆ ‘One of the most flawless performances around’ – Rip It Up

⋆⋆⋆⋆ ‘Ryan is daft, funny and tremendously likeable’ – Scotsman

⋆⋆⋆⋆ ‘Hysterically funny…incredibly inspiring’ – Upside News

⋆⋆⋆⋆ ‘A Woman who deserves to be selling out the Edinburgh Entertainment Centre’ – Broadway Baby UK

Audience Warnings: Contains adult themes and strong language

Age Restrictions: R16+

Show Schedule

7.30pm: Doors and Bar Open
8pm – 8.30pm:  Act 1
8.30pm – 9.00pm: Interval 30 mins
9.00pm – 10pm:  Act 2
10pm – 10.30pm: Bar will remain open after the show


Seated: $40 (Shared table max. 6 people to a table)
Standing: $30

Standing room tickets will be available once seated tickets have sold out

On arrival at the venue you will be allocated a table number once you present your ticket at the door.

A per transaction fee of $6.90 applies for phone and online bookings.